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things i don’t understand today

one. why does st. patricks day always bring out the most amateur retarded drinkers in the world?

two. does delia understand the concept of elevators or does she think it’s magic? and why would she understand what magic is but not the concept of elevators?

three. why bitches always gotta bring the race card when i have to ask them to leave cause they’re pullin’ stunts and shows in my bar? is it because they believe they are behaving so properly that i couldn’t possibly be kicking them out for being a drunk slut mess so obviously it must be because i don’t like black women? even though she’s too stupid to see that i can see her cussing me out in the mirror behind the bar. hell, i even said her united colors of bennetton friends (cause they were; they were a rainbow of nationalities) could stay; she had to go, not them.

sigh. ugh.

oops. gotta go. oprah on. she’s talking to slobs and hoarders today.

One Response to “things i don’t understand today”

  1. Page Says:

    I used to get the race card pulled on me all the time when I was bartending…lol.

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