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the target lady

overheard this afternoon while i was in line at the target.  there was a really well put together young lady in line behind me as the target cashier was ringing up my items and the target lady (Ashley) says “ooh girl…i love them heels!  Look at choo with them high heels!”

and put together girl totally pulls a bitchy pretty woman boutique sales bitch act and replies “i got them at (somewhere).  they were very expensive.”

and while i would have been like “fuck you bitch”, Ashley did not take the bait, instead opting for some sass and class by saying “well, i ain’t tryin’ ta balance all this weight on some itty bitty heels for no kinda time!”

One Response to “the target lady”

  1. Eliza Says:

    I love target lady!

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