my questionable taste in music this week
DIVA EDITION!!!so i’m going to live blog the diva’s live concert on vh1. for two reasons. one, obviously everyone wants to hear what i have to say on the subject, and two…because i love Di-VAHS!
ooh. it’s starting. with paula. man, this is going to be a shit show.who is that gay behind her. nice wig paula.
oh nos! is she going to sing? yes. well, lip-synch anyway. wait is this even live? they used to be. but this doesn’t say if it’s live or not. were any of the mini-divas who are performing tonight even born when all these paula songs were out?
i hope she does promise of a new day.i love that song. uh oh. she stole lady gaga’s disco stick. ps. why isn’t she here?
wow. that whole paula thing was really bad.
just so you know i might not make it through two hours of this.
she just said this is not american idol. are you sure, cause three of the divas came from that show and a fourth from simon’s other show across the ocean.
she just grabbed her own tit and said that she breastfed some of the divas. gross paula. gross.
this looks like it was produced by the same people who did Rupaul’s Drag Race.
Jennifer Hudson is up first! she’s so pretty. but man, she packed on some baby weight!
speaking of heavy weights, they really should be bringing whitney houston out. she has an album to promote after all. and she’s a real diva.
lord her tits look like a shelf!
and where, most importantly, is FANTASIA!!!!!
KATHY GRIFFIN! she just said “barebacking” in reference to simon and ryan secrest. ha.
KELLY CLARKSON! she’s singing Already Gone and i’m wondering if she’s referring to her waist line. MATT! stop! rude! that is crossing the line!
it’s acoustic. i like it. it’s almost got a bit of a country vibe to it.
i miss the old divas. no offense to these lil chick-a-dees but i miss my mary j, my mariah (when she could sing), whitney, tina, shania, diana, cher.huh. vh1 is still trying to save the music.
this is distracting me from the di-vahs!
Keri Hilson and Corbin Blue. who? why are they there? oh, to introduce miss JORDIN SPARKS. i hope she does Battlefield.
oh, she’s doing SOS. her new single. she’s obviously trained at the Whitney Houston Academy of Diva Dancing. Mariah is an alum.
i kind of think Jordin Sparks is a man. I know her dad was a football player and all…but damn. she sounds great though. oh, i actually quite liked that.
ugh. seriously. some whores from the Real Housewives franchises?
Adele is performing. nap time.
okay. Paula is doing an impression of Ellen. kind of cute actually. oh. now it’s awkward.
TONI BRAXTON!!!!! oh. she’s not singing. she’s introducing. oh toni. what has become of you.
LEONA LEWIS!!!!!!!!!! i wonder if she’ll do her new song Happy or if she’ll go with bleeding love or better in time. or if she did Forgive Me that would make me really happy. i want a british accent. she’s doing Happy. she looks great! not sure about that dress though.it makes her look bigger than she is.
so far this has been pretty underwhelming. now do i bail here and go watch Project Runway?
Yes.
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