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there’s this little hipster girl who comes to my building everyday about noon to walk some of the dogs in the building and so i know to avoid her at all costs because i’m usually walking my dog who makes a scene and embarrasses me, so i always make sure to never take my dog out around noon.  ever.  so today, i’m walking back with my dog after we ran around and slid on the ice for a bit and hipster dog walker girl is just arriving and she says :  ”oh, i never get to pet your dog since i’m always with the other dogs!  she’s so great!  i love her because she’s like a freak!”  the look of puzzlement on my face made her clarify her statement saying “oh, that’s a good thing!”   uh huh.  so now people think my dog is a freak.  great.  an aggressive, crotch biting freak.