i’m the david beckham of AU
except my voice is deeper and my arms are much bigger. i was walking across campus today on my way to class–kenneth cole jeans, one of mikey’s black polos and my ray ban aviators–when some kid handed me a flyer for an off campus party this weekend! score. maybe i’m not that “old guy” on campus, maybe i actually look like a student, maybe i’m one of them!
and then i thought…er, probably not.
he probably gave it to me because:
one. i can buy alcohol.
two. he thought i was a celebrity.
three. he had a quota to fill.
i’m sure it’s the second one.
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