halloween costume? check.
normally i am terrible at halloween costumes. i can go back every year and remember how my lame costume did nothing but embarrass me. in kindergarten, i went as a warlock. everyone thought i was a witch. trick or treating that night, i decided to be a bat instead…a costume that consisted literally of my mom’s black shawl draped across my back as wings. the following year, i was a punk rocker and basically tied some scarves around my arms and legs and gelled up my hair into a mohawk (this costume will get repeated several times).
so you can see that as talented as i am in nearly everything else…halloween escapes me. so we’ll see how this years theme turns out. the past couple years, i’ve gone the easy route with my slutty football players costume. last night, probably between drinks number 4 and 5, the gang and i came up with a concept! so here it is:
we are going to be a roller derby team called The Susan Boilers.
our team roster includes: Susie Bitchslap, Lil Orphan Tranny, Britney Shears and Adam Slambert.
i think i’m really excited because i get to buy rollerskates.
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