fuckin’ hipsters
in the past i have often referred to my list (THE list) of the worlds worst tippers (to name a few: lesbians, the deaf, black people, straight girls, old people etc–basically any kind of minority). i am forced to update that this evening as the bar recently decided to sell PBR (or Pabst Blue Ribbon) or “blue ribbon” and this has attracted the hipsters.
i don’t get hipsters. do they bathe? no. do they exercise? no. i mean, hell, if you don’t ever break a sweat, why shower? maybe i’m just getting older (kids today…sheesh), but i just really don’t get it. and they really don’t get it when it comes time to tip.
hipster bitch comes in–lesbian hipster at that–with her lesbian hipster friends (or maybe they were straight, who can tell?) and their schlubby chubby hipster hubbies with their graphic t’s and their pretend glasses and opens a tab. i immediately roll my eyes because customer service is very important. and they order some PBRs and some bourbon and run up a 40 dollar tab.
left me two dollars.
two fuckin’ dollars.
which is two more than i expected. so. i clearly expected nothing and so one might say “oh that’s not so bad, at least they tipped” but it is. it is when you have to put up with greasy hair and body odor.
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