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the beauty of words

overheard by Kai and myself at lunch today:

“i don’t know where his stupid ass is. i bought him chicken wings and ev-erthang!”

overheard by me while walking the dog when some crazy homeless guy started harassing some poor European tourists:

“i weren’t tryin’ to be no muthafucka, i just tryin’ to ask one o’ yo hos if they marry me! I just want a wife! Where the datin’ service at!? Tell me where the datin’ service be! i ain’t tryin’ to be no bitch, i’m just tryin’ to get with one o’ yo hos! issa compliment!”

and now this…totally not suitable for the office…but i love the Real World/Road Rules Challenges that continue to plague MTV…and i love katie…and here’s why:


i hope i have a daughter just like her.

More Katie. just cause i love her so.

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