like lookin’ in a goddamn mirror
tonight someone at the bar asked me if i was on tv. i said, no. obviously. if i was, or even had been, do you honestly think that i would be here now serving you liquor. ok, maybe. but then he asks if i’m “that guy from the Real World, the alcoholic one” and i’m pretty sure he thinks that i’m this guy:
to which i say NO MA’AM!
first of all…let’s compare to a very recent photo of me with this chick friend Katie:
so, uh, yeah. no. first of all, (check out the tits) i’m about 10 years older than him. i do not have retarded hair. there is a fine line between good hair and retarded hair and he has clearly crossed it. also, i am not a raging, violent alcoholic and if i was, then i don’t think it would be a smart move to–like the dude from The Real World–go from AA to JRS. and i would never go on the real world. at least not after season 10 anyway. go Coral!
August 15th, 2008 at 6:26 am
A) You look like you have breasts.
B) Is that my hat?
August 15th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
a) mean.
b) yes.
August 15th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
You DO NOT look like the alcoholic guy from he real world. You do look like the hot guy from Battlestar Gallactica… but he doesn’t have your dimples.