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so VJ tim just dropped me off in front of my building and there was a real live hooker in front of my building! i love the hookers that roam my neighborhood (all thanks to the gas station across the street where they can get their ciggies). her skirt was short, like way up here, and her hair was way down there and she looked like this:

except trashy. er. yes, that’s Anya, runner up on Top Model this spring.

and at the bar someone said i look like this jackass:

yes, tom cruise.  and i was kind of insulted but not really since i get this comparison a lot although i don’t think i look like him and then someone else said i look like this:

and i was happy. since not only is he attractive (and again, i don’t think i look like him) he is also not a lunatic with a career on the skids and doing everything in his power to remain relevant and not just some punchline in a Leno monologue.