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there are many reasons to be jealous of mikey.  he’s very patient.  i have none of that stuff.  patience, i think they call it.  he’s very disciplined when it comes to his diet.  i, on the other hand, made a baked chicken alfredo with extra cheese on monday and have been eating it for lunch and dinner everyday since.  he looks far better in jeans that i could ever hope for.   every pair of jeans i have ever seen him try on look fantastic on him.  inappropriate for work, yes, but fantastic nevertheless.  i, however, well, i’ve stated before that jeans are my fashion nemesis.  and now…this:

now, don’t be stupid, it’s not about the kiss. he gives smooches to the pooch all the time and i think anyone that loving to an animal is a good guy to keep around. it’s the fact that he’s in the water with the dolphin at all. you see, for work–yes for WORK–he was flown down to discovery cove in orlando (yes, remember, we were just there like five minutes ago) to experience the park and swim with dolphins and 8 foot wide manta rays.  again, for work.   a place, mind you, that we even thought about going to when we were down there last month but decided against it because after researching more about the park, HE said it looked kind of boring and probably not worth going. I wanted to go because they have a water slide that actually takes you through the dolphin tank.

and now, here he is smoochin’ on some marine mammals. and i will admit i’m one hundred percent jealous. in a very childish way. in a way that makes me feel like i don’t even want to hear any stories about his trip. i have always wanted to do what he got to do for free; i’m the one that in 6th grade wanted to be a marine biologist; i’m the one that should have been in that tank. i’m the one who has sat through Jaws 3D about 20 times because it takes place in a water park very similar to discovery cove and as someone who at one time for about six months wanted to be a marine biologist, watched that goddamn piece of shit film even though it was stupid and lame and fake. i’m the one who years ago went on a date with someone only because he was a dolphin trainer at the baltimore aquarium.

and so now.  i’m going to go fill the tub up, throw the dog in and throw fish at her and try to get her to do flips.  and if she hurts herself, i’m blaming mikey.