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alone and bored on a monday night

Gossip Girl was a goddamn rerun…yeah, i know, like what?  four shows in and already a rerun.  so i’m forced to watch Dancing with Stars and i don’t know if anyone else is watching this, but the whole Cloris Leachman abuse is getting…well, creepy.  i mean, sure it was funny in the beginning and she’s kooky and endearing as hell, but i just watched her “perform” and they made her do the wheelbarrow.  and then she and her dance partner rolled around on the ground.  she’s fuckin’ 82.  is her bone density strong  enough to allow her to walk around on her hands while some middle aged ballroom dancer holds her goddamn legs?   look for it online tomorrow as i’m sure it will be all over the internet.

82 fuckin’ years old!   i call elderly abuse!  they probably wake her up after each commercial break by slapping her and dousing her with hot water.   pretty soon they’ll stop feeding her and upping her meds so she resembles one of those patients in Awakenings.

2 Responses to “alone and bored on a monday night”

  1. Eliza Says:

    I was soooo looking forward to Gossip Girl tonight and what a disappointment. And seriously… why is Cloris Leachman still “dancing”? Did the AARP organize a massive “vote for Cloris” campaign?

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