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school girl crush

well it’s now ten days and counting until mikey and i hit the road for vacation, so yesterday i go get my hair cut because roberto is going to be gone from sept to oct 3, so it’s a little shorter than normal but i need it to hold out until he gets back so i don’t end up shaving it all off like i do sometimes when i get frustrated with it and i try to limit myself to shaving my head only once or twice a year, and i’ve already done it once this year, so i’d like to not do it again if i can help it. 

what matters most, however, is that the daughter of my building’s concierge is totally in love with me and loves my new haircut.  yes, i just know she is.  since she’s been on vacation from school since june, she oftens spends the day with her dad in my building and since i’m pretty much the only person in my building who is around from 9-5, i’m basically all she has to lust after.  oh did i mention she’s probably nine years old?  well, she is.  and she always pushes the elevator call button for me when i come in and she always gets so excited when i come out of the elevator with the pooch and then when we return, she’s right there again pushing the call button for me.  sometimes, she hops in, presses ‘3′ for my floor and will ride up with me. 

also, when i pull into the garage when i come home from the gym, she can see me on the security cameras and so when i’m coming up from P1, magically, someone in the lobby has pressed the call button so the elevator stops, the door opens, and no one is there other than her smiling and waving at me from behind the front desk. 

ok, so maybe she’s stalking me.   

One Response to “school girl crush”

  1. Page Says:

    Yea, that sounds like stalking!

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